Funny Birthday Wishes & Greeting Cards

Happy Birthday Wishes

Bring joy and laughter to your loved ones’ special day with our collection of Funny Birthday Wishes and Greeting Cards. From witty one-liners to hilarious messages, our curated selection will make any birthday unforgettable. Perfect for friends and family, these humorous greetings are designed to bring a smile and create lasting memories. Explore our unique and entertaining cards to find the perfect way to add a touch of humor to your birthday celebrations. Make their day brighter and funnier with the best funny birthday wishes and cards.

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“Happy Birthday! Don’t worry about your age, you’re still younger than your next birthday!”

“Congratulations on reaching an age where ‘happy hour’ means nap time!”

“Happy Birthday! You’re not old, you’re just a classic.”

“On your birthday, remember: age is just a number, but cake is a necessity!”

“Happy Birthday! You’re one year closer to becoming a crazy cat lady!”

“Wishing you a day full of happiness and a year full of joy. Also, a reminder that you’re now at the age where it takes longer to recover from a hangover than it did to get one.”

“Happy Birthday! They say with age comes wisdom. You’re one of the wisest people I know!”

“Cheers to another year of questionable life decisions! Happy Birthday!”

“Happy Birthday! You know you’re getting older when the candles cost more than the cake.”

“It’s your birthday! Time to celebrate like it’s 1999… or at least until your bedtime.”

“Happy Birthday! Don’t worry about getting older; you’re still going to do dumb stuff, only slower.”

“Happy Birthday! At your age, you should really try to see everything as larger than life… starting with the cake.”

“Happy Birthday! Remember, you’re not old… just well-seasoned.”

“Happy Birthday! Don’t be upset about your birthday; just think of it as the anniversary of the day the world was graced with your presence!”

“Happy Birthday! Another year older, but definitely not wiser.”

“Happy Birthday! Age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a really big number.”

“Happy Birthday! You’re not old, you’re just chronologically gifted.”

“Happy Birthday! Let’s celebrate the day you finally became legal… to drink, rent a car, run for president… how old are you again?”

“Happy Birthday! May your Facebook wall be filled with messages from people you never talk to.”

“Happy Birthday! You know you’re getting old when the little old gray-haired lady you helped across the street is your wife.”

The funniest friend deserves the funniest birthday! Here’s to a day of laughter!

Happy birthday to my childhood bestie! Here’s to laughing at each other’s silly jokes until we’re old!

I’ll hold back on the age jokes this year, my friend, as I genuinely feel bad for how old you are!

The best gift I could give to you on your birthday is continuing to keep your true age a secret!

Happy birthday to my friend who, unlike fine wine, doesn’t improve with age!

Best wishes to my friend who is older but definitely no wiser!

My friend, it’s not a good sign when the candles start to cost more than the cake!

Happy birthday to the funniest, most fabulous friend a girl could wish for!

You might want to forget about your birthday but I never could! Happy birthday, bestie!

Happy birthday to the queen of comedy! Out of all my girl friends, you always make me laugh!

Happy birthday to a childhood friend of mine who still hasn’t grown up!

Don’t let another year get you down, my friend. It’s only going to get worse from here!

Funny Birthday Quotes

Happy birthday, old-timer! Have a savage day this year!

Happy birthday, buddy! Remember, you’re only as old as you feel… Which is unfortunate for you!

To know someone so wonderful and funny is such a blessing. You’re very lucky, my friend!

Happy birthday, bestie! Here’s hoping you got lots of cash in your birthday cards this year!

Everyone should have a great friend in their life, so I guess you’re lucky that you have me! Happy birthday, man!

Don’t blow any candles today; your makeup will be destroyed! Happy Birthday!

Everyone grows old but not everyone can grow wise. Please don’t be sad, my friend. Not everyone needs wisdom too. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday dear brother. I hope you will remain just as annoying as now even when you are 100 years old.

Happy Birthday my friend! Now thank me for wishing you my valuable time!

Happy Birthday my friend! The size of your cake and your body seems to get bigger each year!

Happy birthday to my bestie, the one person who understands me even when I don’t understand myself. Let’s keep being weird together.

Happy birthday to someone who is too sweeter than sugar and spicy than Mexican chili.

Happy birthday! Party hard and scream as loud as you did when you came into the world.

Happy Birthday! You’ve reached an age where you no longer know what to wish for.”

Happy birthday, dearest. Hope to live long enough to post your wrinkled face and toothless photos.

Happy birthday, don’t be sad. At least you are not as old as you are going to be the next year. Be happy thinking about that!

Happy Birthday, girl! You are inching towards finding a husband!

Happy birthday, love. I thought of getting you the best present ever. Sadly, I’m too big to fit in the gift box.

Happy birthday, my little princes. Now grow up and stop being silly!

Happy birthday, silly boy! Now stop being silly and help me be sillier!

Happy birthday. May God gift you some wisdom.

Happy birthday. The older you’re getting, the more of a child you’re becoming. Grow up now, will you?

Hope you will not get sad over the number of candles on your cake. Many happy returns of the day, my love.

I didn’t get you a present, so forget about the past you can’t change, the future you can’t forecast, and most definitely forget about the present. Happy Birthday

I want you to know that even if you become old and wrinkly after ages, I’ll still love you the way I do now. Probably the day is not so far away. Happy birthday, my birthday boy!

I’m pretty sure you are missing your childhood so much. That’s exactly what people do when they get old. Happy Birthday!

“Age is a funny thing. The older you get, the younger everyone else looks. Happy Birthday!”

“Don’t let your age get you down. It’s too hard to get up again! Happy Birthday!”

“Happy Birthday! Age is merely the number of years the world has been blessed with you.”

“Happy Birthday! Just remember, you’re not over the hill; you’re on the hill, enjoying the view!”

“Happy Birthday! Remember, you’re not getting older; you’re just getting closer to retirement.”

“Happy Birthday! You’re like a fine wine – you get better with age, and you’re worth every penny!”

“Here’s to another year of surviving my jokes! Happy Birthday, my resilient friend!”

“They say laughter is the best medicine, so here’s to curing those birthday blues. Happy Birthday!”

“You’re not old; you’re just retro! Happy Birthday!”

A guy texts you on your phone, wishes you a Happy Birthday, and the next day, you think he’s gonna buy you some gifts? No, he is the one asking for a treat. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday Greetings & Messages

A man is as big as his imagination and as old as his age. True for you. Happy Birthday. I’m glad that you still have your teeth.

A star was born on this day. I mean, you were too. But I’m referring to a celebrity.

Age is just a number, and so are restaurants bills! Happy birthday, do remember to buy me food!

Age is just a number, just like your salary. They keep increasing every year! So, why feel sad for one and happy for the other. Cheers to your birthday!

Another birthday of yours! It seems almost as if you’ve been polluting the earth forever.

Another year closer to getting the old citizen privileges! Happiest birthday, have a great one.

Congratulations on reaching a new level in the game called life. Have a fun birthday!

Dear friend, hope this day comes again and again in your life after all this is the only day we do not complain while listening to your whining. Happy birthday

Do you know how I always remember your birthday? Well, Facebook does the work for me. Anyways, HappyBirthday dear.

“You’re not getting older; you’re just increasing in value, like a fine wine! Happy Birthday!”

“They say age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a really big number! Happy Birthday!”

“Remember when the candles cost more than the cake? Well, it’s still true! Happy Birthday!”

“Happy Birthday! Don’t worry about getting older; you’re still not old enough to know better.”

“You’re at an age where your back goes out more than you do. Happy Birthday, old sport!”

“They say with age comes wisdom. So, you must be one of the wisest people around! Happy Birthday!”

“Another year older and still as sexy as ever. Happy Birthday, you ageless wonder!”

“Happy Birthday! Just remember, you’re not over the hill; you’re merely on the back nine of life.”

“Congratulations on surviving another year of your life. Now, let’s eat some cake!”

“Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. You’re truly a gift! Happy Birthday!”

“You know you’re getting older when the candles cost more than the cake. Happy Birthday, my thrifty friend!”

“Happy Birthday! You’re not old; you’re just well-seasoned.”

“Don’t worry about getting older. You’re still young enough to be a superhero, but with a bit more style!”

“Happy Birthday! At your age, you’ve earned the right to do whatever makes you happy… as long as it’s before 9 pm!”

“They say age is a state of mind. So, how old does that make you feel today? Happy Birthday!”

“Congratulations on reaching an age when your back goes out more than you do! Happy Birthday!”

“Another year older, and you haven’t changed a bit… except for your age, of course! Happy Birthday!”

“Happy Birthday! If things get better with age, then you’re approaching magnificent!”

“Age is a number, and yours is unlisted. Happy Birthday, mysterious friend!”

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